tales of stupidity
hi, joe here,
with a little story the must be shared, well i guess it doesnt must be shared , but i'm sharing it anyways, and just like ripley's beleive it or not, you decide whether to..well...believe it or not, wait sorry that phrase is trademarked, you decide whether to believe it or ....call it a grossly overexagerated lie. there we go , that has a good ring to it.
so here we go. (the names have been changed to protect the stupid)
a few years ago i had a resturante in the waynesburg pa. which i affectionately reffer to as the ass crack of pennsylvania. any ways, one of my employees we'll call her amy, was soooo stupid, (how stupid was she) she was soooo stupid that i had to lable every thing in the store to assist her in recognizing what was what, i labled the chicken i labled the beef i labled the milk i even labled the lable maker. now i know what your thinking you labled the milk, she couldnt have been that stupid , you probably just labled the milk because your a smart ass and like to passive aggressivley make people feel bad about themselves. as true as that is, i labled the milk becuase when amy was told to check how much milk we have left so i know whether or not to order it or not....or not. she went to the kitchen and yelled i dont see any milk.
so i orderd some milk only to later discover that there was 4 gallons of the stuff sitting at eye level in the cooler. amy , i said, i thought you said there was no milk , there isnt, she replied and with that i led her to the cooler and said then whats all this stuff here on the shelf , and her reply, I dont know what that is. and i yelled , It's milk !!! it's four freaking gallons of milk , it's at eye levle , you had to have seen it , and to this amy rotorted i saw it i just didnt know it was milk ( now amy was and still is an only child who lived with just one of her parents so this almost makes a small amount of sense to me, but not really) amy went on to tell me that she didnt know milk came like that , I said, what didnt come cold and white, amy replied , no i never saw milk in a container like that i thought it came in cardboard with missing kids on the back.
In all her 17 years of living she said that she never saw a gallon of milk all in one container. and heres one of my favorite parts of the story i had 3 other employees that were worse then amy.
well just thought i'd share
joe eoj
with a little story the must be shared, well i guess it doesnt must be shared , but i'm sharing it anyways, and just like ripley's beleive it or not, you decide whether to..well...believe it or not, wait sorry that phrase is trademarked, you decide whether to believe it or ....call it a grossly overexagerated lie. there we go , that has a good ring to it.
so here we go. (the names have been changed to protect the stupid)
a few years ago i had a resturante in the waynesburg pa. which i affectionately reffer to as the ass crack of pennsylvania. any ways, one of my employees we'll call her amy, was soooo stupid, (how stupid was she) she was soooo stupid that i had to lable every thing in the store to assist her in recognizing what was what, i labled the chicken i labled the beef i labled the milk i even labled the lable maker. now i know what your thinking you labled the milk, she couldnt have been that stupid , you probably just labled the milk because your a smart ass and like to passive aggressivley make people feel bad about themselves. as true as that is, i labled the milk becuase when amy was told to check how much milk we have left so i know whether or not to order it or not....or not. she went to the kitchen and yelled i dont see any milk.
so i orderd some milk only to later discover that there was 4 gallons of the stuff sitting at eye level in the cooler. amy , i said, i thought you said there was no milk , there isnt, she replied and with that i led her to the cooler and said then whats all this stuff here on the shelf , and her reply, I dont know what that is. and i yelled , It's milk !!! it's four freaking gallons of milk , it's at eye levle , you had to have seen it , and to this amy rotorted i saw it i just didnt know it was milk ( now amy was and still is an only child who lived with just one of her parents so this almost makes a small amount of sense to me, but not really) amy went on to tell me that she didnt know milk came like that , I said, what didnt come cold and white, amy replied , no i never saw milk in a container like that i thought it came in cardboard with missing kids on the back.
In all her 17 years of living she said that she never saw a gallon of milk all in one container. and heres one of my favorite parts of the story i had 3 other employees that were worse then amy.
well just thought i'd share
joe eoj
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