Don't Toby Your Keiths Before They Hatch
Before the memories of the recent hurricanes drift out of the public's conscious, I need to elicit a tiny bit of criticism. I'm calling you out Toby Keith.
Before I chastise you, Toby, I want to give you a long overdue "thank you," Toby. Thank you for your kick-ass song Brought To You Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue as the dust cleared after 9/11. Since you've warned the terrorists of the world that you would "put a boot in their ass because it's the American way," how many attacks has the US sustained? Exactly!
However, you've really fudged-up recently, Toby. Katrina dive-bombs the Gulf Coast in true Taliban fashion and out of this tragedy comes no tunes. What's the deal? Where are you shakin' your fist at the sky, warning the next typhoon that lears near our coastlines that we'll cram a knuckle sandwich into it's rectum? ...And guess what Toby, Rita hits weeks later. Still no tunes. Thanks to your silence, any hurricane thinks it can just waltz onto our beaches like it's nobodys' business and pummel the shit out of us. You go from a 9/11 "Mother Freedom is ringin' her bell" mindset to a Katrina "Just feed it some poor negros and maybe it'll go away" mindset.
I'm saddened Toby, saddened.
BM
"Tis more plausible to pluck a thorn bush bare-handed than to pelt your own scrote with a tuning fork."
-ancient Chinese proverb
Before I chastise you, Toby, I want to give you a long overdue "thank you," Toby. Thank you for your kick-ass song Brought To You Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue as the dust cleared after 9/11. Since you've warned the terrorists of the world that you would "put a boot in their ass because it's the American way," how many attacks has the US sustained? Exactly!
However, you've really fudged-up recently, Toby. Katrina dive-bombs the Gulf Coast in true Taliban fashion and out of this tragedy comes no tunes. What's the deal? Where are you shakin' your fist at the sky, warning the next typhoon that lears near our coastlines that we'll cram a knuckle sandwich into it's rectum? ...And guess what Toby, Rita hits weeks later. Still no tunes. Thanks to your silence, any hurricane thinks it can just waltz onto our beaches like it's nobodys' business and pummel the shit out of us. You go from a 9/11 "Mother Freedom is ringin' her bell" mindset to a Katrina "Just feed it some poor negros and maybe it'll go away" mindset.
I'm saddened Toby, saddened.
BM
"Tis more plausible to pluck a thorn bush bare-handed than to pelt your own scrote with a tuning fork."
-ancient Chinese proverb
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