Too much public.

I was in Eckerd the other day. Minding my own business purchasing my panty hose and giant bag of sour patch kids. When a women enters on her cell phone. I usually don’t have a problem with that, hell I’ve been quality of doing that on occasion. But I don’t talk about inappropriate things in the middle of a public place! At first she was quiet but then she started to get louder, as she got louder I could hear what she was talking about loud and clear. “I have to go in, and they are going to remove part of my cervix.” She said proudly. A hush fell over the crowd. Did this woman really say “cervix” in the middle of Eckerd? She did and for those of you interested she is going to have a biopsy too. So I just hope everything goes well for her. I believe she has all of Eckerd rooting for her cervix.

If that wasn’t weird enough, later that same day I was at Subway in the sticks. Ok it was Allison Park, but it must be just like the sticks because people were smoking inside the restaurant. When I walked in I only noticed one woman smoking, and I felt kinda bad that she was with a lady who had a trache in. (the tube that protrudes from your neck to help you breathe.) I thought to myself, poor woman has trouble breathing now she has to deal with smoker lady. But that pity only lasted until I had my sandwich in my hand. It turns out Trache Lady is a SMOKER!!! How irritating what people do with their bodies, especially when given a second chance at life. But she was there puffing away holding the end of her trache so she could get the full effect of the smoke.

It is enough to make you give up on the population as a whole. So as I sit here in my cave, away from the crazies, I wish you a found farewell.