Random Thoughts for November 10th

I am a female. And being a female I tend to use public women's restrooms when I am out in public. What I am noticing more and more is that when I enter a stall there is always a "wet spot" on the seat. I don't get it! It's not like a woman can go-"OOPS! It slipped out of my hand."
I declare a war on wet seats! Be yee female,r be yee male stand up (or sit down) for the rights to have dry seats!
So ladies, you know who you are, sit down on the seat (with paper inbetween you and the seat if you must) and pee inside the toliet and leave the seat for the men! Save public toliets for us all.